I made a dumb fun thing.

"Milky" (jordanmielke) 12/04/2017 at 11:05 • Filed to: Crossfire, Craigslist

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And lowered the car’s price, hopefully this helps sell it.

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Put the stupid image on Craigslist and Facebook, but kept the Autotrader post more professional. I think thats the way to do it.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Milky 12/04/2017 at 11:10

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Id almost want to buy it for that first sentence alone

Milky > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/04/2017 at 11:14

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Thats the idea!

Takuro Spirit > Milky 12/04/2017 at 11:16

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With a price like that, there are several YouTubers who would love to buy it for the clickbait.

E90M3 > Milky 12/04/2017 at 11:17

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I approve, hopefully someone wants to buy it.

Milky > Takuro Spirit 12/04/2017 at 11:20

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Hoovies / Tavarish where you at?!

Milky > E90M3 12/04/2017 at 11:23

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Got like 8 Facebook messages overnight, more interest at $2k for sure.

For Sweden > Milky 12/04/2017 at 11:27

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How much rust does this thing have to make it worth only $2000?

AestheticsInMotion > Milky 12/04/2017 at 11:31

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2k? Not that it will happen, but if this somehow stays unsold until spring I call dibs

Milky > For Sweden 12/04/2017 at 11:36

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There is seriously no rust. Its a good deal, I just need to sell the thing.

Milky > AestheticsInMotion 12/04/2017 at 11:37

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Ohh man I hope not, I want it to sell this week.

For Sweden > Milky 12/04/2017 at 11:41

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o_O

Milky > For Sweden 12/04/2017 at 11:50

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mfw no one bought my car at $2,750, for a month.

Chariotoflove > Milky 12/04/2017 at 11:51

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Add “free duct tape and zip ties included with purchase.”

Flyboy is FAA certified insane > Milky 12/04/2017 at 12:06

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I saw my car sell on Craigslist again the other day for $4800 and 48,000 miles. It kinda sucks nobody thinks these things are worth anything.

This would be a great winter beater if I can get to Michigan after this semester is over

Milky > Flyboy is FAA certified insane 12/04/2017 at 12:15

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Yea its sad, still nice cars. But I’ve already got the same amount of interest today as the last month.

BeaterGT > Milky 12/04/2017 at 12:19

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Maybe put Mechanic special or something along those lines in the ads? If someone wants to fix those issues and try to flip it, at least it’s out of your hands.

awmaster10 > Milky 12/04/2017 at 12:20

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Ridiculously good deal, not sure why nobody’s biting even at the old price. Are used car prices low in your area?

TomServo (Resides on the Satellite of Love) > Milky 12/04/2017 at 12:28

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Send Hoovie a message on Facebook about it.

nerd_racing > Milky 12/04/2017 at 12:49

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man, for $2k I’d take it. My Mazda 3 got backed into the other day. If it gets totaled out I know who to call.

Milky > awmaster10 12/04/2017 at 12:54

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No inspections for Michigan/Detroit, so presumably the under $3k market isn’t wanting. Lots of cheap cars.

Milky > Chariotoflove 12/04/2017 at 12:56

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With enough of those you could fix the exhaust!

Milky > BeaterGT 12/04/2017 at 12:56

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I tried that for a while at the higher price but I could do it again.

Milky > nerd_racing 12/04/2017 at 12:59

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Do it.

yitznewton > Milky 12/04/2017 at 13:02

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*remembers fixing a muffler hole in his 1984 Jetta with corrugated and duct tape*

Chariotoflove > Milky 12/04/2017 at 13:26

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Exactly.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Milky 12/04/2017 at 13:32

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the other part is pretty good tho.

Milky > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/04/2017 at 14:15

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Had to, thing gets no views. Not many people searching for Crossfires.

NojustNo > Milky 12/04/2017 at 17:08

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Many people flag any ad that messes  up their searches for a particular car. Be warned.

My thought is keyword spamming is just rude. Imagine if everyone did this. Nobody could find anything since any search would come up with dozens of unrelated items!